CHARLIE'S ''MICRO-WAVE''

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CHARLIE ,,I just come across you comment reguarding frying me in your ''dastadly'' oven, but I was a wake-up as soon as I saw it consuming ''innocent'' little ''smiley,s,''poor-little bugga's,as I still had the asbestos suit on hand you know the one for when I fall-off the perch & are sent down to hell, well my smiley is wearing it,HA.HAAR, ...
AND I come-up with a ''scheme'' to end your ovens ''depletions of the nice little smileys,, you'll be ok if you leave mine alone '''BUT'' if you pick on ''MY'' smiley your'e in for ''shock'' it will be ''god-damed- awfull'' charlie really blow all your electrical systems& PUT HALF THE uk IN DARKNESS.HA.HAAR ,,,,,,,,,I have lined the suit with a ''special''current reversal compound ''ACME'' brand as used by the ''coyote'' in the ''road-runner'' cartoons & believe me this is ''fairdinkum'' stuff mate,, what it doe's is it multiplies the voltage & current by 100,000 times stores it briefly ito a special 500,000 MF capacitor & on reaching full capacity ''releases'' it all back through the mains circuit at that much ''speed & force'' that it ignores all fusing ,earth-leakage,breakers etc etc & ''ALL-HELL-BREAKS -LOOSE , COMPLETLY WRECKING ALL DIGITAL CHIPS WITHIN MILES OF THE OVEN'S OWNERS LOCATION.. SO CHARLIE i SUGGEST YOU DON'T PICK ON MY ''SMILEY'' ''OR''..ELSE''

YOU may survive this ''catastrofie'' if you can relocate yourself & equippment down one of WW2's under ground bunkers???

''HA.HAAR'' cheers..

[UK Brian]

Ahaaa Good onyer Barry, you tell 'im ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the time when I was livin in Cornwall and reported in the newspaper was an incident, true this is ;D

There was this copper doing speed checks with radar type gun on poor hard up motorists, the bugga !! anyway when he'd finished his shift he saw ( he was just a short distane away from the naval air base ) a Eurofighter coming on on finals, well I think it were a Eurofighter, summat like that anyway, so he points his "gun" at the plane and clicks, Well, he got more than a click back LOL , all hell broke loose cos the plane detected the lock on and replied with a burst of summatt nasty which blew up the radar gun, made the coppers hand all black like an all that, needless to say, he got done for misuse ( and destruction I expect ) of police gear LOL LOL then reported to the mod for some other offence, Ha Haaar as they say down under, this little tale gave great mirth to the members of West Cornwall Golf Club that perticular day,

Cheers

Brian

[Charlie Hall]

Hi Barry,
Your smiley is safe with me!
You reminded me I had read somewhere that a microwave apparently can be converted into a deadly weapon that can destroy objects at some distance. I don't know if it's true or not.
Regards,
Charlie

[George Lewis]

Hi Charlie,
It's true.
I have cooked things in a microwave that can destroy objects at a distance.
Particularly noses !
George

[ozziebarry]

WELL ,uk brian can you as you have ''connections'' get me one of those radar destroyers as I would like nothing more than to get my own back on the coppers that have caught me & cost me an arm &leg,It would be the ''ultimate revenge''on the revenue collectors,,

CHEERS ,,mate..

I think ''charlie'' if you could adapt the micro wave ''RF'' into a multi-element ''YAGI''[directional antenna] you could do some mischief...

G'DAY-GEORGE,,,